why do turtle heads retract into their shell?, why is the sky blue?, why do these crazy half soaked no brainer people sease to stumble intoxicatedly scantly cladded around queen street? WHY WHY! and then it hit me, because of... DICK and BALLS, everything revolves around a pair of balls and a shlong peice... it does.... i have them and mine has its own gravitational pull, it has an orbit and all.....if a women wanted a baby POOF!!! a man is there to help concieve this baby with his meaty loins, even if she wanted to have it artificially inseminated.... it is the guy who gathers up the courage to get off the couch, make that excruciatingly painfull walk to his car, drive down to the sperm donor clinic, yet again use his legs to move him from his car towards the clinic, fill out a form when inside the clinic, and then crack a chubby and fill up a tiny plastic shot glass with his army of super snakes.... now when i see these cracked out lint searching people on the streets of queens in town on MY LUNCH BREAK...it totally makes me think and wonder, why does a man fork out his man juice to create such works of vile shit. well im drunk and im bored. random blabber is in dier need. bye.